i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just googled if crying burns calories
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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