...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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