It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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