do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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