you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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