i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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