You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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