sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Oh god it's open bar.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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