Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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