Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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