would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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