u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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