Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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