scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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