I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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