It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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