just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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