I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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