The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love having hate sex.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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