it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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