He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i believe in u and ur pee
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
