you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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