so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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