And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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