I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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