Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
not ubering you a puppy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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