Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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