Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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