Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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