People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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