My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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