You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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