Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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