am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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