If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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