She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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