This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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