I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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