my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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