white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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