I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Come on in and take your pants off
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