Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
