Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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