used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
