Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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