I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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