i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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