My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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