what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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