i don't like sucking hair
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My friends, they love my intelligence
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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