So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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