Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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